Class
1
How
to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets
4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class
2
The
Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round
Table Discussion.
Meets
2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class
3
Is
It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The
Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets
4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class
4
Fundamental
Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor--Pictures and Explanatory
Graphics.
Meets
Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class
5
Dinner
Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples
on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM
Class
6
Loss
of Identity--Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help
Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets
4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class
7
Learning
How to Find Things--Starting With Looking In the Right Places and Not Turning the
House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open
Forum
Monday
at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class
8
Health
Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics
and Audio Tapes.
Three
nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class
9
Real
Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays
at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class
10
Is
It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving
Simulations.
4
weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class
11
Learning
to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online
Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays
at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class
12
How
to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation
Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class
13
How
to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other
Important Dates and Calling when you’re going To Be Late.
Cerebral
Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three
nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class
14
The
Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live
Demonstration.
Tuesdays
at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon
completion of any of the above courses,